http://wordonthestreetto.blogspot.com/So someone was asking me the other day... "Andrew what was the worst date you've ever been on!?!? " This developed into a long conversation in which she started the normal nonsense of how all men are players and that women are the ones that are always screwed over (err is she bitter much!?!) So I thought I would share my story... to prove that is not the case and I thought you might want some entertainment on a Wednesday night.
So after being in a relationship for a few years... I got my first whiff of "single guy life" last summer ( year and a half ago)...mostly enjoyable. There was one situation that really made me go hmmmm....
I met this girl at a bar one night last summer while I was out with some friends, rather attractive girl at that. We chatted and stuff and she seemed cool, so I got her phone number. We talked a few times on the phone and texted etc and decided that we should meet up for a drink. So we set something up to meet up at a bar....
So we are meeting at 7pm that night outside of the lounge/bar, when my phone goes off and the text says she will be there in 20 minutes that she is running a bit late. So I wait... then i get a text saying OK be there in 5 minutes and then a phone call asking where I am!?!?
I say that I'm outside the bar and that I reserved a table on the patio, see you in a few. So then she arrives at the bar and walks right by me into the entrance. I stop her and say hey" "C", how are you doing", she turns and looks at me like she doesn't know me and then says" oh ya, hey I lost your #, why don't you text it to me so I have it again" At this point i'm like ummmm.... Then she continues " Actually I'm just meeting my cousin on the patio for drinks, i'll talk to you later" and she walks off. At this point i'm totally "confuzzled" and just start taking off. About 60 seconds later my phone rings.... and it is her. She is like "where are you!?!? I'm on the patio and I can't find you". Then I tell her "errrr I'm the guy you just walked by at the front door and i'm like i'm leaving". Then my phone's text goes off " Oh I'm sorry, i've made a terrible mistake I need to leave now".
This happened ages ago so at this point it is just one of those amusing memories worth sharing but geeeeesh if you are going to be a player at least learn how to play the game!!! There must be many stories similar to this one... and of course, noooo I'm not going to share the good ones.
Haha no kidding!!! So she clearly couldn't keep her guys straight and got guy # 4 and guy # 2 confused to the point that she had no clue who she was supposed to be meeting haaaa.
This happened ages ago so at this point it is just one of those amusing memories worth sharing but geeeeesh if you are going to be a player at least learn how to play the game!!! There must be many stories similar to this one... and of course, noooo I'm not going to share the good ones.

Why does he deserve it you ask?!? Well in 9 months he has announced/committed that the US will be closing Guantanamo Bay (the place where they send the terrorists), bringing torture in the US to an end, he has also gone as far as announcing that the US troops will be returning home. Besides all of this I've never seen a President in my lifetime, that has allowed everything to be up for debate, there is essentially an open door policy on almost any issue (except the banks, but that is a different issue for a different day). And unlike the President before whose name rhymes with wuss, Prez Obama is willing to allow the lines of communication to remain open with all countries- he is truly diplomatic.